Faith Hall to be Bulldozed and Replaced with Taco Bell

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CEDARVILLE - OHIO

According to Dr. White, plans are being made to build a Taco Bell on the edge of campus. The fortunate residents of Faith Hall will be relocated to Parker Hall while Faith Hall is demolished by bulldozer and potentially dynamite.

"I have learned that I have to give the people what they want sometimes," said Dr. Thomas White, "Maybe they will stop calling the Commons' Chuck's.'"

Senior Class Chaplain Ethan Foster approved of the change, noting that "this would bring much unreached to Cedarville, which is where they need to be." Ethan offered Dr. White his grandmother's wrecking ball from her attic, but Dr. White declined.

Despite what the majority thinks, Mr. Bratt Willson, official janitor of Brock Hall's bathrooms, claims this is a horrible idea. Mr. Willson said to Dr. White, "NO, NOT TACO BELL, ANYTHING BUT THAT!"

Dr. White has since then made plans for Faith Hall's current janitor to help Mr. Willson with the bathrooms when Faith Hall is reduced to ruins in the coming months.

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