Hot Air Balloon to Replace Cedarville Water Tower

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CEDARVILLE - OHIO
Some say that clean water is important. Others say that a hot air balloon is important. Students in Cedarville University's brand new "Balloon Org" firmly believe in the latter.

"It's about time we outdid Liberty University at something," said Maddy Jones, a sophomore student who helped to form the org. "Liberty has two private jets. What do we have? Nothing... yet."

The org has outlined plans to demolish the famous white and blue water tower and replace it with a similarly painted balloon. They plan to do this in order to not disturb the local scenery and skyline.

Critics have heavily criticized the project (big surprise there). They cite the enormous cost of the project as their top concern. In response to this criticism from the critics, the students of the Balloon Org have promised to fund the project via $6 rides. They have also promised to hand-deliver water to the university bathrooms in case the power goes out.

Not to be outdone, Liberty University has ordered three hot air balloons as of publishing time.

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