How to Attract a Good Christian Guy

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 CEDARVILLE - OHIO

One of the main reasons you came to Cedarville University was to find a good, Godly guy... unless you are a guy reading this; that would be weird. Anyway, here is a complicated process you can attempt that will test his Godliness and seal the deal for you and your future spouse:


1.

Start by complementing his shoes

Men love it when the girls start the conversations.


2.

Keep it going by asking for his name and major

Basic stuff, you should know this already.


3.

After the conversation is rolling, shift it to gossiping about some professor: If he stops you because he recognizes gossip, he is a holy man, and you need to smile and say, "Sorry, I'm working on it."

Just a small test of Godliness, and it lets him think you are improving on yours.


4.

Give him your number and make sure you're in his contacts

So you can contact him later; this is important.


5.

If he asks you out, nice.

If not, you must continue to step 6

Hopefully, you got off easy.


6.

Now that you have his name, do the extensive research later: Cedarstalk, Instagram, LinkedIn, etc.

It wouldn't hurt to run an internet background check; you are probably already an expert on it already.


7.

Text him that you got a great deal for dinner at "Fogo de Chao," and you need someone to go with.

No man can refuse a Brazilian steakhouse that brings him unlimited steak, plus he will even offer to pay for you. If he does not pay, he is the wrong man for you.


8.

Let him know now that you "LOVE" him, and really do want to go out again

Say the word "love," and that will shock him.


9.

Give him all the details of what you want "us" to be like: holding hands, kissing, marrying, etc.

Men love it when women go too fast in the relationship.


10. 

Tell him all of your problems, even though men can't comprehend the problems of women

He wants to know, trust.


11.

Be really loud and draw attention to yourself

Everyone silently judging you both is great.


After all that, there should be sparks flying by now

This is as far as I can take you, but good luck, girlies.



PS. This method will not work if you are a freshman.



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