SHOCKING: Engineer Student from Lawlor Switched Major to Business Management

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CEDARVILLE - OHIO
Lukas Naphouser, a B- engineering student, shocked the whole campus by switching to business. Lukas went straight to the Office of the Registrar and demanded that they switch him to something easier. After the lady at the desk's shock wore off, she did what was necessary to change his major.

"I needed something, anything easier," said Lukas, "I fell into a dark place of Calculus, Physics, and huh... a few other hard, scary math classes. I needed someone to pull me back up to the light, but then it hit me that I could just take a major that is a little easier."

Since converting, Lukas
  1. has 70% more free time.
  2. lost 32% respect.
  3. has 84% more social friends.
  4. gets 50% more sleep.
  5. has obtained 66% more rizz.
  6. is 50% lazier.
  7. has gained 15 pounds.
  8. has obtained immeasurable happiness.

Lukas's friend, who is a C- engineering student in The Hill, says, "I don't know what all the fuss is about. I get that he didn't like math much, but none of us do. I do like money, though."

"Engineering is hard, but is it worth switching majors if you have the time for it?" asks an anonymous engineering student who no one recognizes. "I study 12.68 hours every weekday and 16 hours every weekend, and I have lifted my grade to an A-. If I switched to something easier, I would have to actually talk to more people, and that's not happening." 

This post was approved by an engineering student.

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  1. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM

    It’s not my fault Dr Roper beat the snot out of me in calc

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