SGA Worship Band Will Now Spawn in After Every Prayer On Campus

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 CEDARVILLE - OHIO

In a not-so-surprising turn of events, the SGA student band has resolved to spawn in after every prayer on campus for at least the next two weeks.

“SGA believes in the value and importance of worship music," SGA Chaplain Ethan Foster told the Jacket in an interview on Wednesday. "In addition to the enrichment of the soul, we want 90% of Cedarville to be senders and 10% to be goers. We believe that worship music after every prayer will stir up the university's 10%."

Last week, SGA conducted trial runs in the location commonly known as Chuck's. Julia Antony was one of the first targets for post prayer worship. She performed a small 10-second private prayer sitting at a table by herself while waiting for her friends to arrive from the Habanero section. As soon as she lifted her eyes, the soft pads from the Nord Stage 4 greeted her ears, followed by the opening cords to Revelation Song.

"I had no clue how they got there, but I was so glad to have my own private worship service while my food got cold," Julia remarked. After being dismissed, Julia considered the possibility of becoming a 10%.

As of publishing time, SGA has contacted the Business Department to help organize the hundreds of thousands of songs needed to fulfill SGA's two-week resolution.

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